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Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.
Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.

From the movie "Talladega Nights"

Posted Jan 06, 2008 | # | Category: Movies & TV

It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

From the movie "Talladega Nights"

Posted Jan 02, 2008 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

From the movie "Talladega Nights"

Posted Dec 02, 2007 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Ricky Bobby is not a thinker! Ricky Bobby is a driver!

From the movie "Talladega Nights"

Posted Dec 01, 2007 | # | Category: Movies & TV

... securing peace in a time of global conflict, sustaining hope in this winter of anxiety and fear. More than any time in recent history America's destiny is not of our own choosing. We did not seek nor did we provoke an assault on our freedoms and our way of life. We did not expect nor did we invite a confrontation with evil. Yet the true measure of a people's strength is how they rise to master that moment when it does arrive.

Forty four people were killed a couple of hours ago at Kenneson State University. Three swimmers from the men's team were killed and two others are in critical condition when after having heard the explosion from their practice facility they ran into the fire to help get people out. Ran into the fire. The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight. They're our students and our teachers and our parents and our friends. The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight.

But every time we've measured our capacity to meet a challenge we look up and we're reminded that that capacity may well be limitless. This is a time for American heroes. We will do what is hard. We will achieve what is great. This is a time for American heroes and we reach for the stars.

Martin Sheen (as President Bartlet)

"The West Wing", episode "20 Hours in America", aired in 2002

Posted Sep 11, 2006 | # | Category: Movies & TV

That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

From the movie "The Notebook"

Posted Jan 02, 2006 | # | Category: Movies & TV

What makes a man a man, a friend of mine once asked. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he finishes them.

From the movie "Hellboy"

Posted Sep 22, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

From the movie "Spider-Man 2"

Posted Sep 20, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Terrorist states, Stanley. Someone must bring their war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb 10. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute an American tourist, we tactically nuke an entire city. Our job is to make terrorism so horrific that is becomes unthinkable to attack Americans.

From the movie "Swordfish"

Posted Sep 19, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Yesterday the Greeks underestimated us. We should not return the favor.

From the movie "Troy"

Posted Sep 17, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Achilles: You're still my enemy in the morning.
Priam: You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.

From the movie "Troy"

Posted Sep 15, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Before my time is done I will look down on your corpse and smile.

From the movie "Troy"

Posted Sep 14, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

All of my life I have lived by a code and the code is simple: honor the gods, love your woman and defend your country. Troy is mother to us all. Fight for her!

From the movie "Troy"

Posted Sep 13, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Messenger Boy: Are the stories true? They say your mother was an immortal godess. They say you can't be killed.
Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?
Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.

From the movie "Troy"

Posted Sep 12, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Hellboy: Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
John Myers: Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
Hellboy: Nah. Too needy.

From the movie "Hellboy"

Posted Sep 09, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

You should be running.

From the movie "Hellboy"

Posted Sep 07, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I want the fairy tale.

From the movie "Pretty Woman"

Posted Sep 05, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

From the movie "Sin City"

Posted Sep 01, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

She smells like angels ought to smell.

From the movie "Sin City"

Posted Aug 31, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirtyfive years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

From the movie "Harvey"

Posted Aug 29, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

From the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Posted Aug 28, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

From the movie "Patton"

Posted Aug 19, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

From the movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Posted Aug 18, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Police Psychiatrist: I don't know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.

From the movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Posted Aug 17, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Ted: Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?

From the movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Posted Aug 15, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

From the movie "On the Waterfront"

Posted Aug 14, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

From the movie "When Harry met Sally"

Posted Aug 13, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Ich hab hier voll den Endstress, eh, und Du kommst mir mit so ner Scheiße.

Anke Engelke

From Ricky's Popsofa

Posted Aug 08, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

From the movie "Hitch"

Posted Aug 03, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Marylin Rexroth: They bought Massey's argument. If I lied or cheated and was with Rex only for his money, then he shouldn't have to give me any.
Sarah Sorkin: Well, that makes no sense. Why else would you put in all those years?

From the movie "Intolerable Cruelty"

Source

Posted Jul 08, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

From the movie "The Devil's Advocate"

Posted Jul 07, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

Cedric the Entertainer (as Gus Petch)

From the movie "Intolerable Cruelty"

Posted Jul 03, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I'm gonna nail your ass!

Cedric the Entertainer (as Gus Petch)

From the movie "Intolerable Cruelty"

Posted Jun 29, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Endlich normale Leute!

From the movie "Ballermann 6"

Posted Jun 26, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

It's the sense of touch. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just so we can feel something.

From the movie "Crash"

Seen in the trailer

Posted Apr 30, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.

From the movie "Intolerable Cruelty"

Source

Posted Apr 25, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

But tonight, he's pitching against time, he's pitching against the future, against age, against ending. Tonight, he will make the fateful walk to the loneliest spot in the world, the pitching mound at Yankee Stadium, to push the sun back into the sky and give us one more day of summer.

From the movie "For Love of the Game"

Source

Posted Mar 28, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Killing Palestinians isn't going to make us feel safer. They'll kill more of us, then we'll have to kill more of them. It's Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

Martin Sheen (as President Bartlet)

From "The West Wing"
Episode "NSF Thurmont"

Posted Jan 06, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?

Victoria Smurfit (as Nina)

From the movie "Bulletproof Monk"

Posted Jan 03, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Time is what you make of it.

Swatch advertisement

Posted Jan 01, 2005 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough.

R. Lee Ermey (as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman)

From the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

Posted Dec 26, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Considering the marvellous complexity of the universe, its clockwork perfection, its balanced of this against that... matter, energy, gravitation, time, dimension, I believe that our existence must be more than either of these philosophies. That what we are goes beyond Euclidian or other 'practical' measuring systems... and that our existence is part of a reality beyond what we understand now as reality.

Patrick Stewart (as Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard)

Star Trek - The Next Generation
Episode "Where Silence Has Lease"

Posted Dec 23, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Ice Cube: Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.
Samuel Jackson: I like that. Who said it? Jefferson? Patton?
Ice Cube: 2Pac.

From the movie "XXX: State of the Union"

As seen in the trailer

Posted Dec 19, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement.

Al Pacino (as Don Michael Corleone)

From the movie "The Godfather III"

Posted Dec 06, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Russell Crowe (as Maximus Decimus Meridius)

From the movie "Gladiator"

Posted Dec 05, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is -- can you win or lose like a man?

Al Pacino (as Coach D'Amato)

From the movie "Any Given Sunday"

Posted Nov 20, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.

Michael Douglas (as Gordon Gekko)

From the movie "Wall Street"

Posted Nov 16, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

The end depends upon the beginning.

Kevin Kline (as William Hundert)

From the movie "The Emperor's Club"

Posted Nov 15, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I'm a Secret Agent. I am sorry.

Rowan Atkinson (as Johnny English)

From the movie "Johnny English"

Posted Nov 07, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.

From the movie "Spanglish"

Posted Oct 30, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

A great teacher has little external history to record. His life goes over into other lives. These men are pillars in the intimate structure of our schools. They are more essential than its stones or beams, and they will continue to be a kindling force and a revealing power in our lives.

Rahul Khanna (as Deepak Mehta)

From the movie "The Emperor's Club"

Posted Oct 21, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without significance. What will your contribution be? How will history remember you?

Kevin Kline (as William Hundert)

From the movie "The Emperor's Club"

Posted Oct 20, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.

Ken Watanabe (as Katsumoto)

From the movie "The Last Samurai"

Posted Oct 17, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

It is possible to commit no mistakes -- and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is "life".

Patrick Stewart (as Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard)

Star Trek - The Next Generation
Episode "Peak Performance"

Posted Oct 09, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Emperor Meiji: Tell me how he died.
Algren: I will tell you how he lived.

Dialogue from the movie "The Last Samurai"

Posted Oct 08, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

That's what a leader's about: sacrifice. The times he's gotta sacrifice because he's gotta lead, by example. Not by fear and not by self-pity.

Al Pacino (as Coach D'Amato)

From the movie "Any Given Sunday"

Posted Jul 23, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I want you to leave right now, stay far away from me, and don't come near me again. We're not going to get involved. Last night was last night, and it's all there was, and it's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. So please. Goodbye, good luck, no conversation, just leave.

Eva Marie Saint (as Eve Kendall)

From the movie "North by Northwest"

Posted Jul 21, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

The great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.

Tobey Maguire (as Peter Parker)

From the movie "Spiderman"

Posted Jul 17, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad. But it's the middle that counts the most.

Sandra Bullock (as Birdee Pruitt)

From the movie "Hope Floats"

Posted Jul 15, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I wanna meet a woman and I wanna fall in love and I wanna get married and I wanna have a kid and I wanna go see him play a tooth in the school play. It's not much.

Tom Hanks (as Allen Bauer)

From the movie "Splash"

Posted Jul 12, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Lucy Kelson: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

From the movie "Two Weeks Notice"

Posted Jul 10, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game -- life or football -- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!

Al Pacino (as Coach D'Amato)

From the movie "Any Given Sunday"

Posted Jul 03, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I'm talking to an empty telephone, 'cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.

Robert de Niro (as Neil McCauley)

From the movie "Heat"

Posted Jun 24, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

It's not important how many people I've killed; what is important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Bruce Willis (as Jimmy Tudeski)

From the movie "The Whole Nine Yards"

Posted May 24, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

The most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom is: "I do not know".

Brent Spiner (as Data)

From "Star Trek - The Next Generation"
Episode "Where Silence Has Lease"

Posted May 23, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Mallory: And we went to the moon. Do we really have to go to Mars?
...
Sam: Because it's next. For we came out of the cave, and we looked over the hill, and we saw fire. And we crossed the ocean, and we pioneered the West, and we took to the sky. The history of Man is hung on the timeline of exploration, and this is what's next.

From The West Wing, episode "Galileo"

Posted May 17, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I was wrong. I was. I was just. I was wrong. Come on, we know that. Lots of times we don't know what right and wrong is. But lots of time we do. And come on, this is one. I may not have had sinister intent at the outset, but there were plenty of opportunities for me to make it right. No one in government takes responsibility for anything any more. We foster, we obfuscate, we rationalize. 'Everybody does it.' That's what we say. So we come to occupy a moral safe house where everyone's to blame so no one's guilty. I'm to blame. I was wrong.

Martin Sheen (as President Bartlet)

From The West Wing, episode "H.Con - 172"

Posted May 09, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's that makes it so great---I'm so confused!

Owen Wilson (as Oscar Choi)

From the movie "Armageddon"

Posted Apr 22, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

When you put that uniform on, that Titan uniform, you better come to work. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass...you run a mile, you miss a blocking assignment...you run a mile, you fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection...it's what I want.

Denzel Washington (as Coach Boone)

From the movie "Remember the Titans"

Posted Apr 15, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Yoda

In the movie "The Empire Strikes Back"

Posted Apr 06, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Attendee: Brought peace?

Reg: Oh, peace -- shut up!

Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.

Dissenter: Uh, well, one.

Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Dialogue from the movie "Life of Brian"

Posted Apr 04, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

Things are only impossible until they're not.

Patrick Stewart (as Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard)

Star Trek - The Next Generation

Posted Mar 31, 2004 | # | Category: Movies & TV

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