Tidbits & Quotes: August 2005

She smells like angels ought to smell.

Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirtyfive years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.

The mediocre talent just never hits the high notes that the top talent hits all the time. The number of divas who can hit the f6 in Mozart's Queen of the Night is vanishingly small, and you just can't perform The Queen of the Night without that famous f6.

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

Police Psychiatrist: I don't know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.

Ted: Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?

You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Ich hab hier voll den Endstress, eh, und Du kommst mir mit so ner Scheiße.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

The possibilities are endless. I plan to hide in the woods.